After the event!!

Many people get wiser "after the event".

Recently with relation to my work, I found that once you have submitted your work and there is nothing else you can do to work on it and improve (read: the arrow shot cannot be reclaimed) you get ideas!

Ideas and shortcomings!!!

You get ideas of how you could have improved. This is alright, as this improvement idea can be implemented next time round.

But shortcomings!! You might have missed something which would have made a difference. These things don't leave you after work. They gnaw at your brain. They don't let you sleep.

A friend of mine, used to lose his sleep, in tension of not having done something right. Even I have had my share of sleepless nights where my thoughts ate into my brain.

Insurance is another place you get wise after the event. You take some stupid plan that the insurance guy sells you. When the time comes for you to reclaim your insured amount you are faced with a barrage of paperwork, legalities and litigation. In the end you land up with nothing. For all the trust you put in the Insurance company all you get is zilch. More so in personal injury claims.

Anyway, coming to the past, my dad used to call me and my sister "Wise after the event!!" a sort of response one would give when realization dawns about the answer that one had already known.

Example? A quiz maybe... when the quiz master pronounces the correct answer, you snap your fingers and say "I knew it!!" But the horse has already bolted, my dear!!

I got hold of the "Wise After The Event" thing and would tease my friends by calling them "W.A.T.E.!!" (waa tay) whenever they acted wise after the event.

I should start making effort and become WBTE (doesn't have a proper acronym) in order to avoid further damage to ... whatever!!

Where am I?

I have noticed lately that I am not getting enough time to sit down and write some blogs.

Work occupies a lot of time. Family comes next. Then myself (sleep). These three things are keeping me away from writing all my deep thoughts down on the blog.

As a result, my blog has diversified. Diversification into easier things.

He Haw Haw Blog: I can easily add to this blog without much effort. And it is a great place to chill out and read some jokes.

(Future) Islam Blog: This might be time consuming. I might target about two posts per month on this blog as it requires credible research and review by knowledgeable people. I can't just put it out there. Also depends about the number of queries my friends put to me.

This post is the result of the question I have put myself. Where am I?

I am in Hyderabad, technically speaking, but with respect to the blog, I like where I am heading. Change is good, and having to work with different things is even better.

Hope all these efforts bear fruit, in terms of comments, site hits and etc.

For people new to my blog: you can browse the archive, or search the site with Google.
For people who want to send in jokes on hehawhaw: Mail them to me and search hehawhaw before you send in jokes to avoid repetition

Islam Blog Name Suggestions

I am happy to inform you people that the poll results for the Islamic Blog came out positive for a Islamic Blog.

Now to assign a name for the blog, I'd like a few suggestions from you people. These suggestions I will use as a guideline to select whatever is available.

Please do add your inputs in comments

Indian retort to US

The Iranian President is going to visit India.

The US can't hold its pants to its waist and wants India to ask Iran to stop its Uranium enrichment (which is actually an outcome of Nuclear Reactor Tecnology) program.

Guess what Indian government replied back???

"India and Iran are ancient civilisations whose relations span centuries. Both nations are perfectly capable of managing all aspects of their relationship with the appropriate degree of care and attention," Navtej Sarna, a foreign ministry spokesman, was quoted by the Indian Express newspaper as saying.

"Neither country needs any guidance on the future conduct of bilateral relations as both countries believe that engagement and dialogue alone lead to peace," he added.

-Courtesy BBC World (entire artcile)

What a lovely response by the Indians. Guess this will be the beginning of the end of US-unwanted-pokings-in-affairs-of-all-countries Syndrome.

Pissing

I went to Piss. I closed the door and contemplated how wonderful it is to piss in privacy. Then the words crossed in my mind. Pissing in Privacy.

 

I then began to substitue in with other prepositions in the English language. Here goes.

 

Pissing at Privacy

Pissing on Privacy

Pissing after Privacy

Pissing before Privacy
Pissing between Privacy

Pissing by Privacy

Pissing during Privacy

Pissing for Privacy

Pissing from Privacy

Pissing till Privacy

Pissing past Privacy

Pissing since Privacy

Pissing to Privacy

Pissing up to Privacy

Pissing within Privacy

Pissing above Privacy
Pissing across Privacy
Pissing after Privacy
Pissing against Privacy
Pissing along Privacy
Pissing among Privacy
Pissing around Privacy
Pissing behind Privacy
Pissing below Privacy
Pissing beside Privacy
Pissing between Privacy
Pissing by Privacy
Pissing close to Privacy
Pissing down Privacy
Pissing from Privacy
Pissing in front of Privacy
Pissing inside Privacy
Pissing into Privacy
Pissing near Privacy
Pissing next to Privacy
Pissing off Privacy
Pissing onto Privacy
Pissing opposite Privacy
Pissing out of Privacy
Pissing outside Privacy
Pissing over Privacy
Pissing past Privacy
Pissing round Privacy
Pissing through Privacy
Pissing to Privacy
Pissing towards Privacy
Pissing under Privacy
Pissing up Privacy

 

Taking one a day would be very funny. A single dose can be fatal.

 

Some people might find this post not funny. Well I am sorry. You will have to stick with my He Haw Haw blog for quality jokes.

 

 

Joke Blog Poll results

Hello Dear Viewers. Thank you for the support. The poll results are out.

And the winner is ... Yes, I'd like it, I need to laugh sometimes. Does that give an indication that people are not laughing enough?

Here are the results depicted as a nice graph. :)



So, what is to be done now?

Just head to http://hehawhaw.blogspot.com and start enjoying the jokes.

With the deadline coming close, some readers have already submitted jokes to me to put ont he blog. And I came across a few which I have put up. So wait not!! Send in those jokes and I will post when they pass my "Quality Control"..... he haw haw...

(Un)friendly Advice

Oh, the times!

 

When a friend you think knows better gives you a piece of advice. It looks really competent. So much so that you go ahead and implement it. Maybe it is that you are missing your desk keys, maybe you are making an investment, or even moving companies.

 

The "friend" can become an unnecessary nuisance in no time, leaving you regretting, alone, for taking the advice. You wonder back to that cursory moment of your own wisdom that told you not to listen to this friend. The Tom & Jerry equivalent of the Devil and Angel on your shoulder. To listen or not to listen.

 

Alas! The advice turns out to be a thorn in the flesh. It does get your work done but the repurcussions of it reveal themselves slowly through other means. Your colleagues tell you things, or your stock broker isn't happy or you came on board a sinking ship. Things happen, your regret becomes remorse.

 

So my friend, take this advice, with a pinch of salt of course, listen to your friends but do your own thing.