Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Indian retort to US

The Iranian President is going to visit India.

The US can't hold its pants to its waist and wants India to ask Iran to stop its Uranium enrichment (which is actually an outcome of Nuclear Reactor Tecnology) program.

Guess what Indian government replied back???

"India and Iran are ancient civilisations whose relations span centuries. Both nations are perfectly capable of managing all aspects of their relationship with the appropriate degree of care and attention," Navtej Sarna, a foreign ministry spokesman, was quoted by the Indian Express newspaper as saying.

"Neither country needs any guidance on the future conduct of bilateral relations as both countries believe that engagement and dialogue alone lead to peace," he added.

-Courtesy BBC World (entire artcile)

What a lovely response by the Indians. Guess this will be the beginning of the end of US-unwanted-pokings-in-affairs-of-all-countries Syndrome.


Thursday, April 03, 2008

Pissing

I went to Piss. I closed the door and contemplated how wonderful it is to piss in privacy. Then the words crossed in my mind. Pissing in Privacy.
 
I then began to substitue in with other prepositions in the English language. Here goes.
 
Pissing at Privacy
Pissing on Privacy
Pissing after Privacy
Pissing before Privacy
Pissing between Privacy
Pissing by Privacy
Pissing during Privacy
Pissing for Privacy
Pissing from Privacy
Pissing till Privacy
Pissing past Privacy
Pissing since Privacy
Pissing to Privacy
Pissing up to Privacy
Pissing within Privacy
Pissing above Privacy
Pissing across Privacy
Pissing after Privacy
Pissing against Privacy
Pissing along Privacy
Pissing among Privacy
Pissing around Privacy
Pissing behind Privacy
Pissing below Privacy
Pissing beside Privacy
Pissing between Privacy
Pissing by Privacy
Pissing close to Privacy
Pissing down Privacy
Pissing from Privacy
Pissing in front of Privacy
Pissing inside Privacy
Pissing into Privacy
Pissing near Privacy
Pissing next to Privacy
Pissing off Privacy
Pissing onto Privacy
Pissing opposite Privacy
Pissing out of Privacy
Pissing outside Privacy
Pissing over Privacy
Pissing past Privacy
Pissing round Privacy
Pissing through Privacy
Pissing to Privacy
Pissing towards Privacy
Pissing under Privacy
Pissing up Privacy
 
Taking one a day would be very funny. A single dose can be fatal.
 
Some people might find this post not funny. Well I am sorry. You will have to stick with my He Haw Haw blog for quality jokes.